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My life last year

Cats, cards and crawling under houses. This was a bit of my life last year.

chrisfox:

p5stuck:

ludicrouscupcake:

zerogdragon:

marrymejasonsegel:

Hilarious teen magician

Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.

This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person

oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.

the kid has dry wit down to an art form.

That pan has been dead and buried for years. 

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"Some people reflect light, some deflect it, you by some miracle, seem to collect it."

Mark Z. Danielewski,House of Leaves (via hush-syrup)

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"Progression of a Storm" (Illinois 2014).

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Ask me how deep the ocean is.
Shut up.

Ask me how deep the ocean is.

Shut up.

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"Progression of a storm" (Illinois 2014).

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iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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venusvipers1:

 

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